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  3. ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

    gwheeler:

    My kind of comedy

    Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.

    Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 

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  4. asmilinggoddess:

    asmilinggoddess:

    "failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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    (via isthatfine)

     

  5. Born Ruffians || Kurt Vonnegut

    It’s not the place, nor the time
    To know that I can’t keep you mine
    Your smile, my smile
    Our faces mash a while

    (Source: figureofgroove, via ispeakinirony)

     
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  7. primadonna0fthegutters:

    glowcloud:

    slimydad:

    aztec420:

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

    boop boo boop boo boop boop boop

    PIG MOLECULE

    (Source: eviljovan, via swansenpai)

     
     
  8. ariannagrandeofficial:

    big-chicken:

    cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

    this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

    (via swansenpai)

     
  9. toastoat:

    what a powerful cat

    (Source: awwww-cute, via swansenpai)

     
  10. liz-kahlifa:

    musicandcats:

    Grass - Acoustic

    !!!!!!?!!